笑話:道高一尺

教授在教室黑板上寫著: I will meet the class at 5:00.」(我會在五點來上課)

幾個剛到教室的學生看到留言,就開玩笑地把class的「c」擦掉,變成~「I will meet the lass at 5:00.」(我會在五點會見情婦)

當教授回來看到黑板上的留言被修改後,他拿起板擦,又把lass的「l」擦掉,變成~「I will meet the ass at 5:00.」(我會在五點會見驢子)

然後對著學生說:「驢子們,上課了!」

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